May 2012
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February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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“Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell. The...”
“By 2050, the number of older persons in the world will exceed the number of...”
November 2011
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October 2011
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Simple DOS command to delete log files and cleanup...
Free up space on the main Windows C:\ drive. There are many large logs files in the Windows folder. Clean them up with this command which deletes all the way down the Windows doc tree. cd c: cd windows del *.log /a /s /q /f Change directories to folder at top of directory tree you wish to clean (such as W3SVC logs folder) and clean it up.
How to kill a remote process on a remote Windows...
Open a command prompt. Use tasklist to find the process name (if you don’t already know it). tasklist /S hostname /U DOMAIN\username /P password Then run taskkill to kill it. taskkill /S hostname /U DOMAIN\username /P password /IM ProcessName.exe
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Fat People Should Pay More for Health Insurance
Yes, you heard me correctly. If smokers can be required to pay more or even be dropped from their health insurance then why can’t fat people? Obesity is costing our healthcare system billions of dollars every year. Fat people have all kinds of crazy health problems that could easily be avoided if they put down the fork. Why should we have to pay for them? Die fat fuckers, Die! We could...
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Silicon Beach
People are starting to call Venice California “Silicon Beach” with all the tech companies moving in. Namely Google Venice.
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September 2011
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“You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the...”
– Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting
“Did you hear about the blonde girl? It took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.”
– My Brazilian neighbor.
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“In the past few thousand years, the way we pay has changed just three times—from...”
– Google Wallet
The US Post Office should deliver mail 3 days a...
The United States Post Office is losing 5 Billion a year. The Postmaster General asked congress and the President if it was OK to deliver mail 5 days a week instead of 6. He also asked if he could close hundreds of unnecessary post offices in order to balance the budget. The Obama administration refused because they’re afraid it will cause unemployment to increase and cost them political...
Booze Up and Riot!
“If you do a job where someone tells you exactly what to do, they will find...”
– Seth Godin
The world's dumbest question
Always answer YES. When someone asks. “Do you consider yourself a hero?”
Al Gore and his private jet
Talk the talk and then fly to your next talk. Al Gore wastes fuel flying around in his private jet campaigning against those who sell him fuel which in turn powers his crusade against fuel sales.
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By 2012 China to have more high speed rail than...
In 5 years China has crushed us. China introduced high speed rail in 2007. As of now they have 2,184 miles of high speed track. By 2012 they will have more high-speed railway tracks than the rest of the world put together. WTF is wrong with us? Why can’t we get it together? In the USA we will sue each other for 20 years before we even get started on the project. We used to do big...
Big Money Deals - Theme Song
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Get value of a text field using jQuery
jQuery <script type=”text/javascript” charset=”utf-8”> $(document).ready(function() { alert($(‘#mytextfield’).val()); }); </script> HTML <input type=”text” name=”mytextfield” id=”mytextfield” value=”Hello World”>